Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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