I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
