If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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