OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
