do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i will never coherently bang her
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
