I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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