I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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