garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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