This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
