I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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