it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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