I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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