Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We have started to decorate penises.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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