I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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