Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Oh Jesus.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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