Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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