I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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