dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
ttyl tear gas
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Are we still banned from the library?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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