we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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