Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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