we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
No subtext here. People are naked.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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