Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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