A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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