yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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