HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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