There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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