Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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