I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
God, I missed his penis.
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