I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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