Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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