dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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