But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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