Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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