He is such a slut. More and more my type.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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