Porn is love you can see.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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