Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Randomize
