dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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