ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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