Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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