Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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