3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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