brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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