TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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