This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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