How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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