new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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