I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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