Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My dick has a subreddit
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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