She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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