I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
