Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Someone came in the potted fern
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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