she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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