and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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