i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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